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Thu, 16 May 2013 01:45:13 -0400

blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:43:27 -0400

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

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Thu, 16 May 2013 01:40:32 -0400

heycuddleme: nope

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:40:25 -0400

heycuddleme:

nope

90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:40:09 -0400

90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist

batreaux: antisocialantisocoolaint I so cool

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:39:00 -0400

batreaux:

antisocial
antisocool
aint I so cool

orlopzi: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:35:00 -0400

orlopzi:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

He’s not until someone touches him

suburbanvibes: cwissi: ANGEL omg shes beautiful with dark...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:31:27 -0400

suburbanvibes:

cwissi:

ANGEL

omg shes beautiful with dark hair

bytheteefofmybum: souflegirlandchinboy: you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:20:15 -0400

bytheteefofmybum:

souflegirlandchinboy:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

i am the real

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Sun, 12 May 2013 02:24:01 -0400

I’m aware there’s a problem, I just don’t know how to fix it. I just ask that you...

Sun, 12 May 2013 02:20:30 -0400

I’m aware there’s a problem, I just don’t know how to fix it. I just ask that you please love me unconditionally, even though I shouldn’t ask for that.

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Tue, 07 May 2013 01:23:59 -0400

burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear...

Tue, 07 May 2013 01:18:59 -0400

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

deadhorsefl: True love is you eating off my plate and me not being upset about it.

Tue, 07 May 2013 01:18:21 -0400

deadhorsefl:

True love is you eating off my plate and me not being upset about it.

Damn straight.

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:35:12 -0400

Damn straight.

edwad: long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha...

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:33:20 -0400

edwad:

long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag

rnackenzie: how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:32:49 -0400

rnackenzie:

how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature

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Wed, 01 May 2013 21:30:25 -0400

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Wed, 01 May 2013 21:23:06 -0400

suburbansoccermom: I have my priorities

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:44:34 -0400

suburbansoccermom:

I have my priorities